originally published May 17, 2016
Why is where I park my car called a driveway?
Remember when the doctor said you wouldn’t make it through the day?
Ten years later and you still haven’t ran on a runway
Who was the first person who thought “I think I’ll boil those eggs!”?
Who was the first woman who said ” I need to shave my legs!”?
What makes us think we will never be the guy on the corner who begs
If the sky was green and the land was blue
Would it even affect me or you?
Do you spell two to or too?
How do you pronounce read? Is it read or red?
What about the word lead? Is it lead or led?
All depends but in this case let’s go with feed and not fed
Remember when you never were sick
And your thoughts weren’t so easy to forget
And ole Rover wasn’t too tired to fetch his stick?
I love how the morning is so quiet
Why does it seem like only some people riot?
Why do so many people fail when they diet?
Here is one thing I bet you thought you’d never miss
Your parents giving you a good night kiss
If you had just one wish , what would you wish?
Why is Teresa Palmer so hot?
Now that’s a random thought
One I probably should think not
Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations ?
Why do people not use all their vacations?
Why is there so much war when we have the United Nations?
Why can’t they make the entire plane with the same material as the black box?
If 7/11 is open 24 hours then why do the doors have locks ?
Why do trucks haul SHIPments but a ship unloads the CARgo on the docks?
I remember the day you were born
I held you in my arms and kept you warm
God and I, we will give you comfort in the storm
Would we still read Dr. Seuss Cat In The Hat
If instead of a cat, it was a bat or even a rat?
The Grinch, I wonder how he thought of that?
Would you take a million dollars
If all you had to do was say your favorite colors?
The smartest people are not always just the scholars
My nose stays in one place so why does it run?
When did I let life be so difficult I quit having fun?
How will I be remembered when this life is done?
When I’m exhausted, why does the morning come so soon?
How do things get their name, like the sun, stars, and the moon?
Hey guess what? My birthday is in June
Would all my problems be solved if I had more money?
Why does Kayhla think clowns are scary and not funny?
Don’t ask me why we pronounce bologna like it ends with an e
Why is a boxing ring a square?
Who ever told you life was fair?
Why am I here? Why are you there?
Why is the slowest traffic of the day called rush hour?
How does Teflon stick to the pan?
Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of a bottle?
Yes I know those three didn’t rhyme
But why don’t sheep shrink when it rains from time to time?
“How was you day?” Why do I always say fine?
Why is there Braille on drive thru ATM?
Why do they stay when they are abused by them?
Why do people find it so hard to believe in Him?
Why do they find it so hard to believe that Jesus did come?
They say because they can’t see Him or all He has done
Well my friends, I can’t see the air that fills my lungs
How do some bloggers, in a month, get six thousand followers?
If I’m lucky, I might have sixty seven by tomorrow
Maybe a few of theirs they would let me borrow
Remember when you ate those bugs?
Remember when you said you’d never do drugs?
Man, I wish you were still here to give you hugs
Here is more food for thought
Would you cheat if you knew you wouldn’t be caught?
Yes? Then the person I think you are is the person you are not
This is getting long so I think I’ll part
These are just some thoughts from my head and my heart
One more thing, do you put the horse before the cart?
Some random new songs I like:
Work Harder by Zach Dubois –
Better Man by Sixx AM –
Oh Lord by NF –
Boxes by Goo Goo Dolls –
Better Than Yourself by Lukas Graham –
Break On Me by Keith Urban –
Beautiful Day by Take 6 –
